Panto Dream Team?

In a British poll recently conducted by MSN the following celebrities were nominated as perfect casting for a traditional British panto:

Cheryl Cole won 35% of the vote to play Snow White beating Susan Boyle, Myleene Klass, Alesha Dixon, Kym Marsh, Dannii Minogue, Katie Price and Victoria Beckham for the part

Peter Andre had a 36% vote to play her Prince Charming ahead of Orlando Bloom, David Beckham, Robert Pattinson, Ricky Whittle, Piers Morgan, Ray Quinn and his ex Katie Price's new boyfriend Alex Reid - who only received 1%

Simon Cowell was the favourite to star as a panto villain with 43% of the vote beating off opposition including Gordon Ramsay, Jack Nicholson, Gordon Brown, Ray Winstone, Lord Alan Sugar, David Hasselhoff, Duncan Bannatyne and Sir Ian McKellen.

Victoria Beckham was voted as the best Wicked Witch …

No surprises there then and all a bit predictable. The only problem is there’s not a panto producer in the land who could afford to pay the salary bill for this lot!